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It’s actually kind of breathtaking how quickly “I was spanked as a child and it prevented me from becoming an asshole” dudes reveal themselves to be extremely angry, violent, and intolerant people.
“i was spanked and it gave me a condition called respect for others”
my brother in christ you hate minorities and your wife
Dudes who think it would be government overreach if they were banned from beating their children: Why would you not trust parents to be benevolent and know what is best for their children? I can be trusted to hit my child’s ass in a completely wholesome and affectionate way!
Every time I see one of those “my dad used to hit me and I turned out okay” dudes I have to really fight the intense urge to say “well then you wouldn’t mind me kicking your ass now, right? You’ll turn out okay” because sometimes these guys COULD kick MY ass and I DO have some sense in my brain sometimes when it comes to self-preservation, but it REALLY is hard to stop myself from saying it.
had a dream someone had edited the defunctland “a powerful rat named charles entertainment cheese” into a sentence mix that was something like
a powerful pppppppprat named charles [long audio pause the exact length of “entertainment cheese”] [the fade in is charles windsor] [a bike horn remix of god save the king starts playing] [wilhelm scream] [charles gets whacked in the head by a map showing a united ireland, independent scotland, and for whatever reason the angevin empire’s french holdings]
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory
Something I really love about tumblr is that when I say in real life that “yeah I’m writing” or “actually, I wanted to write tonight” or “- in the thing I’m writing, I—”, this is somehow a wild piece of information about me as a human being. Which, not to diss on people for showing genuine human interest but I keep forgetting that not everyone has a project. People irl will be like “Oh you are writing? Wow what are you writing about! What are you planning to do with it! Can I read it?”
Now, here on tumblr, it feels like everyone has a “writing” or at least it is normalised enough not to warrant a question. Yes, your writing, I get it. The “wip”. The elusive “project” you are working on. Of course you’re writing. That’s just behaviour. We all do our daily little writing if we are not procrastinating our daily little writing and complain about our procrastinating, Doesn’t require elaboration. You can easily never bring up your writing again after first mentioning that you are “writing” because no one is dumb-founded by learning this fact about you - or you can skip the basic “yes, I’m writing, no it’s for fun, yes it is a story, yes fiction, yes I enjoy writing’ - and delve head-first into the entire psychological depth and tell me all about your symbolism etc.
On tumblr I don’t need to explain that I do not want to write for public viewing, that I don’t want to SELL it, here I don’t have to explain WHY I have no intention of writing a novel. I showed my brother some of my writing docs the other day and he asked me why I don’t just write a novel and I was so used to not being asked that question that I didn’t have an answer prepared.
